Things You Need to Know!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Quote of the day: "Good times are to come"
Song of the day: "Drop The World" by Lil Wayne featuring Eminem"

Dinner

So you know the moments when you really should have picked something else. I love my wife and her picking dinner but tonight wasn't that time. We have to laugh and thought you all would like this. She wanted to make "Goulash" which seems simple enough... right? You brown some meat, throw in some pasta, tomatos, and some corn. Well to say the least Katrina made enough to feed a small army. lol Bless her little heart but it wasn't good at all. The good part is that we both felt the same way,lol.

YUM....

So from this we went to Sonic and got us some yummy food. BAM!!!

Quote of the day: "Today I interviewed a squirrel in my backyard and then threw to commercial. Somebody help me" from Conan O'Brien on twitter

Song of the day: "One Day" by Matisyahu

Good day....

Know it's been awhile since the last blog but there hasn't been much to write about. Seems like everyday it's up and down the same street. Doing the same stuff over and over.

This last weekend was just another case of Katrina and I really needing to get out of this town. I'm not looking to be a debbie downer but there really isn't anything to do in this town. I just keep thinking about all the good times to come when we move to Dallas.

Katrina asked me saturday what we would be doing if we were in Dallas now... Got me to thinking about all the different things we could be enjoying other then here ( Stillwater ). Chilling at Johns is always a good time. Going out to a nice restaurant is always a good time which is really hard to do in Stillwater. Going to watch a pro sporting event. Six flags! More then enough cool concerts to go to. All I know is that we are both ready... More then I ever thought I would be. I guess over 20 years of living here is more then enough time. Just an offal feeling when you want to do something and going to B-Dubs is about as good as it gets,lol.

On a really good note I had an amazing lift today. Small victories,lol

Quote of the day: "Grind'n Coacher"

Song of the day: "Death" by White Lies ( Band opened for Kings of Leon )

Video of the week: Famous Failures

Song of the day: "My knife, Your throat" by Scary Kids Scary Kids

Quote of the day: "Watch your thoughts, for
they become words. Choose
your words, for they become
actions. Understand your
actions, for they become
habits. Study your habits, for they will become your
character. Develop your
character, for it becomes your destiny."

Last Week...

Last week was a pretty long week for me. We just came off a really big ice storm the week before. You would have thought that people bought enough food to last a month because we didn't sell much of anything last week. Makes for a long week when you are having to pull bread that should have been sold.

Other then that we did find out some really amazing news... Mike and Emily McClurg are having another BOY!!! Yeah for them!!! Levi Patrick McClurg should be in the world June 27th. Would be really cool if that is when he is born because.... well I like that date. he he. Just in case you didn't get that date, that is when you all came to a really big, amazing, awesome, smok'n, cool-cool party ( My wedding ). Awwww that was a fun weekend. So glad that so many of you could join us.


Sunday Katrina and I went to Oklahoma City to watch the Super Bowl at Derek Hays house. Before we went over there we went to the mall and moma got a new pair of shoes. I kid you not my wife wanted and got the new Kobe shoes. The things we do for the ones we love. Was good to see D and hang out. The game was one of the better games in recent years. The Colts lost to New Orleans with a final score of 31 to 17. The game was alot closer then that but the Saints pulled away at the end. Good for them and great for that town. Oh what a night to be there on BOURBON St.

Quote of the day: "Got me some Kobe Shoes"

Song of the day: "Forever" by Red

This day in History: On February 8, 1986, Spud Webb, who at 5’7” was one of the shortest players in the history of professional basketball, wins the NBA slam dunk contest, beating his Atlanta Hawks teammate and 1985 dunk champ, the 6’8” Dominique Wilkins.

Video of the week and in honor of my wife:

Wii fit Plus

So Katrina and I have had the Wii fit for sometime. It's been way to long sense we used to it and it wasn't very nice. It kept telling me I'm fat,lol. Who makes a game system that tells you that. Makes me sad to step on it and its says your Obese. I did the "fit" test and it says my Wii age was 36. I'm 31 so I guess thats not to bad. Katrina's Wii age was 32 and she is 24 so I'm a bit better then her. So we are going to try to work together in having a healthier lifestyle. I'm trying to get Bigger and she is trying to lose weight. Know that it will take sometime but makes us sad looking at pictures from a year ago and looking at us now.

For those of you that don't already know I'm weighing in at about 230lbs. I would love to be this weight just lose a lot of that extra around the mid section,lol.

On a lighter not I have a video for you that I hope you like.


Hope that made you laugh.

Quote of the day: "Rome wasn't built in a day"

Song of the day: "You Run" by Submersed

This day in History: February 2, 1876 National League of baseball is founded

What a day....

I have been trying all day to find something positive to write about today but this has been the longest day EVER... In short this is my day...

1. Got up at a little before 3am
2. Left house at 3:15am
3. Got to work ( warehouse ) at 3:45am
4. The bread truck was stuck outside our warehouse
5. They call a wrecker to get him out
6. The wrecker is to small to pull him out
7. They call another one and on his way that one blows out a tire so they have to call another
8. 3rd one later it pulls out our bread truck
9. As the truck is backing in to the dock it jack-knifes and is stuck again
10. If it wasn't one thing it was another today... BOO

I got done working the bread route about 2:30pm and had to be in the weight-room at 3:30pm. I tried to get a lift in after work but there wasn't anything in the 'ol tank. I guess that's the price I pay for the life I live. Hard work being this out of shape,lol

On a high note my wonderful wife made me dinner and it was yumm-yumm! Nothing like a little salad and some lasagna! Always a good call. One day I am sure I will look back and laugh at the life I am living now. Who really works this many hours.... really now,lol. Night everyone...

Quote of the day: "Means to an End"

Song of the day: "Life Left To Go" by Safetysuit

This day in History: February 1, 1970 NHL goalie Terry Sawchuk posts 103rd shutout