Random things to think about...

1.How far east can you go before you're heading west?
2.If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?
3.Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
4.When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
5.Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
6.Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
7.Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
8.Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
9.Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
10.Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?

and one fore the road..

"If nothing is perfect, how can practice make man perfect? "

Know this isn't much but thought it would be nice to give you something to think about. Been in a mood today where I have been thinking about all kinds of random stuff. Been a pretty good day and about ready to call it a night. Hope that some of these made you think or at least made you smile. Night everyone...

Quote of the day:"Ewwww, did you just eat sofa pizza?"

Song of the day:"Water Landing" by Third Eye Blind

This day in History: On January 26, 1986, in New Orleans, Louisiana, the Chicago Bears score a Super Bowl record number of points to defeat the New England Patriots, 46-10, and win their first championship since 1963.